Will you be representing Metta World Peace

Apparently after Chad Johnson of the USA football team, Cinncinatti Bengals, drastically changed his name to Chad OchoCinco (85) other athletes want to hop on the weird train too. And no, Metta World Peace is not a holiday nor is it a symbol of world peace, its the new name of US Basketball Player.
Artest has informed the Lakers of his plans but has not yet filed
paperwork with the NBA to apply for a name change on the back of his
jersey, Lakers' spokesman John Black said. “My understanding is ‘Metta’ will be his first name and ‘World Peace’ will be his last,” Black said.It's not the coolest name change in sports history, World B. Free has
him beat there, and it's not exactly a novel idea when Chad Ochocinco
beats you to the punch a few years before, but Ron Artest pending name change to "Metta World Peace" is a real thing. An all-too weird thing. People get some money and they think anything they do is cool now. Get over yourself Ron!!

This has got to be one of the funniest read. Thinking of changing my
name to ! yes that's right an exclamation mark. I want to see how people
go about pronouncing my name.

Mr Es-cla-ma-shun we will have a discussion on whether or not we should put exclamation as your username or '!'

HAHAHA nice one to save space maybe we should just use ! looks cooler too. Thinking back i think the artist formerly known as prince has beaten me to that. Seems like he changed his name to a symbol. Back to the drawing board need to think of something else.

haha I forgot all about prince!

Well that also proves that coming up with unsmartiness ideas to change your name into something completely unreadable will get you forgotten. Have to think of something that will give people the shock and awe effect when they hear my name.

I guess you can be like that Planet Fitness Commercial and say Bam! every time you sign your name...

HAHAHHAAHAHAH i am still on the floor after watching that. BANG! Need me to fill in my email BANG! BANG! BANG!

Yeah it cracks me up all the time. Im just going to be at a restaurant and start signing my name BAM BAM for every letter.

Wonder if you can get away with doing this at an airport. Don't think i want to get arrested anytime soon hahahhaa. BAM!!!

You would be arrested and sent to the loony bin.

Well good thing is that if you do this in the joint no one will come close to you hahahahah.

LOL that is sooo true. you either gotta look tough or look real crazy....well that's what they say as I've never been.